"He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves."
- Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via likeafieldmouse)
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*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
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I tried to wake hoser up and he told me half asleep to get off his tip.. literally dead right now. #trulove #bitchesbelike #byefelicia
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
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"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."
- (via falling-deeperinlove)
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